Is this comedy?

[IN THE DOORWAY with a backpack over his shoulder]

. . .Oi, Haruhi.

Here we are, Shepherd.

( Sometimes you just need to get something out of your system. You know what I'm talking about, right? Who cares if it gets so long! It's your system! Ramble away! )

Christmas list

Haruhi - Hair ribbons and the latest Ripley's Believe It or Not! volume
Asahina - A burned copy of Enchanted and cute banana clips
Yuki - A few Sci-Fi books and expansions of any MMOs she's playing
Koizumi - Risk
Konata - The latest World of Warcraft expansion - the card says "If you're not currently playing, I have a copy."
Chisame - Thin silver dangle earrings with green stones
Chizu-nee - A chain necklace with a red pendant
Kodachi - A flower bouquet of very deep red roses, with a note: "They didn't come in black, sorry about that. Merry Christmas."

AS I MUST START DOING THIS, FOR MY OWN FAULTY MEMORY.

( JULY. And first week of August. I KNOW I'M MISSING THREADS.\o/ )

Used the THING that is HERE~


Urameshi Yuusuke (_icallshotgun_): 19,754 comments (28.95%), played since 2005-06-27 (707 days at 28 comments/day)
Solid Snake (snakeinthebox): 3,969 comments (5.82%), played from 2005-07-26 to 2007-04-22 (636 days at 6 comments/day)
Winry Rockbell (mechaholic): 3,986 comments (5.84%), played from 2005-09-06 to 2006-02-24 (172 days at 23 comments/day)
Roy Mustang (gloves_come_off): 30,760 comments (45.09%), played since 2005-10-16 (596 days at 52 comments/day)
Gon Freaks (jankengon): 1,312 comments (1.92%), played from 2006-03-25 to 2006-10-02 (191 days at 7 comments/day)
Houshakuji Renge #1 (select_option_3): 504 comments (0.74%), played from 2006-05-24 to 2006-07-21 (59 days at 9 comments/day)
Kyon #2 (cuevoiceover): 3,861 comments (5.66%), played since 2006-11-05 (211 days at 18 comments/day)
Manji (infinityguro): 992 comments (1.45%), played from 2006-12-30 to 2007-04-22 (113 days at 9 comments/day)
Maya Fey (hastwolawyers): 1,901 comments (2.79%), played since 2007-01-27 (128 days at 15 comments/day)
Leonardo (doucheinblue): 926 comments (1.36%), played since 2007-03-26 (70 days at 13 comments/day)
Mikura Kazuma (thebackburner): 259 comments (0.38%), played since 2007-05-19 (16 days at 16 comments/day)

Total comment count: 68,224 since 2005-06-27 (707 days at 96 comments/day)

QUOTES MEME cause I have three new characters. My other meme for this is here! Yuusuke, Roy, Snake, and Gon ): O Gon.


Kyon

I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish that He didn't trust me so much.
- Mother Teresa

The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
- Jilly Cooper

Correct me if I'm wrong, but hasn't the fine line between sanity and madness gotten finer?
- George Price

The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
- George Bernard Shaw

Someone's boring me. I think it's me.
- Dylan Thomas


Manji

The report of my death was an exaggeration.
- Mark Twain

Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards.
- Lois McMaster Bujold

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends.
- Baltasar Gracian

People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately.
- Russell Baker

The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever.
- Herb Caen


Maya

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
- Rita Rudner

Winning is important to me, but what brings me real joy is the experience of being fully engaged in whatever I'm doing.
- Phil Jackson

I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
- Johnny Carson

Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told, 'I'm with you kid. Let's go.'
- Maya Angelou

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
- Dave Barry

Age: 15.
Height: 170 cm, 5'7"!
Weight: probably 115 or something. Damn crazy light Japanese kids YOUR BONES ARE HOLLOW.
Medical Info: NORMAL. Maybe broke his arm when he was a kid. NEVER BEEN CRITICALLY HURT. LIKE A NORMAL PERSON.
Eyes: Gold.
Hair: Brown.
Physical traits: Pretty lean and toned, actually, nice~. Tannish skin.
What's Okay To Mention Around Him/Her: Don't talk to him IN DETAIL about the novels, because... I haven't read them all and I don't wanna be spoiled. |D But other than that go crazy! He's the only guy who knows everything that's going on in his canon so I can't see anything surprising him horribly.
Abilities: NONE. He can PONTIFICATE AT LENGTH in his head.
Notes for the Psychics: You can read his thought-tag lines. |Db
Can I shapeshift/bodyswap/spit at/step on/etc?: Just contact me!
Hugging/Kissing/Other non-violent physical contact: Go for it, though if you shove him up against a wall behind a cabin you'd better be sure Haruhi can't see.
Maim/Murder/Death: The one guy that should hopefully never get into a fight! He's got God in his corner to Do Something if he's injured too terribly. It'd be kind of like kicking a snarky puppy anyway. Cause yeah HE'S A NORMAL PERSON. HE WON'T FIGHT. IF SOMEONE TRIES TO KILL HIM, HE'LL FREAK OUT. Oh Kyon my beloved powerless stepchild
Cooking: . . . Probably makes his sister's bento.

Haruhi - The book The Conspiracy Reader, an umbrella, and a yellow satin scrunchie.

Nagato - World of Warcraft.

Koizumi - The card game Apples to Apples and three Magic: The Gathering boosters.